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骚人叶枫望着百川，一时间诗兴大发，冷不丁的就念上了两句``````````
“小哥儿，咪咪是个啥？”
大豆屁颠屁颠的凑了上来。
“你瞧，那个山峰像什么？”
叶枫一指前方一座类似奶头的山峰问道。
“嘿嘿`````````”
大豆猥琐一笑，小眼睛冲着叶枫眨巴了两下，一副我懂了的样子。
“懂了吧？”
叶枫扬了扬脑袋。
“嗯嗯！原来咪咪就是萝卜！”
大豆搓了搓手。
“萝卜你个大脑袋啊！”
叶枫挥手就是一锤子，将大豆打了个鬼哭狼嚎。
“小哥儿````````”
“以后别叫我小哥儿！喊我老大！”
叶枫霸气的说道。
“是！老大！”
大豆歪歪扭扭的做了个立正的姿势，随后砰的一声，脚步不稳栽了个大跟头`````````
“额滴神啊！”
叶枫一拍脑门，丝毫没有为自己多了个这样的小弟而升起一丝成就感```````````
就这样，一人一奇葩，踏上了他们归途之路，逐渐的深入了魔兽森林``````````
不知道过了多久，周围的环境渐渐变了，虽然还是有很多山，但看山顶比较奇怪，方圆有千亩大小，寸草不生，山石光洁如玉，一尘不染。中央有一处天然的小湖，湖水碧绿。叶枫也累了，于是脱了个光光亮下去洗个澡。让大豆在一旁把风。
这湖水温度不高不低，正好适合沐浴，叶枫美美的泡着澡，一时骚起，狂喊一曲：我是一棵葱，站在风雨中，谁要拿我沾大酱，**他老祖宗！……走过南走过北，厕所后面喝过水，火车道上压过腿，还和傻子亲过嘴`````````”
“哐当——”
把风的大豆大腿一抽，直接扑倒``````````
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